One day a man and a wife are working in their garden. All of a sudden the man looked over at his wife and said, “Your butt’s getting bigger. I bet it’s bigger than this grill.”
So to be sure he goes to get a measuring tape and measured the barbecue grill and then measured his wife’s butt. And he says, “I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the grill!”
His wife just chose to ignore the remark. Later that night in bed, the man felt a little frisky. He started making advances toward his wife and a wife brushed him off.
And he says, “What’s wrong?”
She replied, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”
Fun Facts
Airports that are at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.