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ПРЕДУПРЕЖДАЕМ, ЧТО ДАННАЯ СТРАНИЦА САЙТА ПРЕДНАЗНАЧЕНА ДЛЯ ЛИЦ СТАРШЕ 18 ЛЕТ!
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3 guys head to a mountain for a ski trip. When they arrive at a ski lodge, they find out there is only 1 room available with only 1 bed. Since it’s the only lodge around, the guys decide, ‘Ah, what the heel. We’ll share it.’ They get to the room, squeeze in and fall asleep.

The next morning the guy in the left side of the bed wakes up and says, ‘You know, I had a craziest dream. I dreamt I was having the best hand job of my life by a bold gorgeous ski instructor.’

The guy in the right side says, ‘You know, that’s incredible. I had a dream that my dingdong was being stroked by a snow bunny.’

Then the guy in the middle sits up and says. ‘That’s funny. I dreamed I was skiing.’

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