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ПРЕДУПРЕЖДАЕМ, ЧТО ДАННАЯ СТРАНИЦА САЙТА ПРЕДНАЗНАЧЕНА ДЛЯ ЛИЦ СТАРШЕ 18 ЛЕТ!
ЕСЛИ ВАМ НЕТ 18 ЛЕТ, ПРОСИМ ВАС ПЕРЕЙТИ В РАЗДЕЛ:
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Текст анекдота на английском языке:

A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little looks at him and says, ‘Hi, I’m a leprechaun! And because I like you I’m gonna grant you 3 wishes.’ The man thinks for a moment and then says,

- Well, I’d like a beautiful house.

- Granted! When you return home, you’ll have a gorgeous mansion.

- Great! Now I’d like a beautiful woman.

- Granted too. When you return home, you’ll find a woman so amazing you’ll never look at another woman again.

- Great. Well, then I would also love to have a huge penis.

- For that, you’re gonna let me screw you in the ass.

The man hesitates but since he wants a huge penis he consents. As they‘re going at it, the man says:

- You know, I can’t believe I’m letting a leprechaun screw me in the ass.

The little man says:

- Well, I really can’t believe you thought I was a leprechaun.

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