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Whale of a Good Time

There were 2 whales swimming around who were very very bored. When they saw a fishing boat, one of the whales said to the other, ‘Hey, I’ve got an idea for a laugh. Why don’t we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes and flip the boat – just for laugh.’

They proceed to do this and swim back down laughing their flippers off. Then the 1st whale says, ‘Hey, I have an even better idea. Now that the fishermen are in the water, why don’t we swim back up and eat a few?’

The other whale then replies, ‘Look, bro. I’m all for the occasional blow job but I refuse to swallow the seamen.’

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