ПРЕДУПРЕЖДАЕМ, ЧТО ДАННАЯ СТРАНИЦА САЙТА ПРЕДНАЗНАЧЕНА ДЛЯ ЛИЦ СТАРШЕ 18 ЛЕТ!
ЕСЛИ ВАМ НЕТ 18 ЛЕТ, ПРОСИМ ВАС ПЕРЕЙТИ В РАЗДЕЛ: Английский для детей
Текст анекдота на английском языке:
A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little looks at him and says, ‘Hi, I’m a leprechaun! And because I like you I’m gonna grant you 3 wishes.’ The man thinks for a moment and then says,
– Well, I’d like a beautiful house.
– Granted! When you return home, you’ll have a gorgeous mansion.
– Great! Now I’d like a beautiful woman.
– Granted too. When you return home, you’ll find a woman so amazing you’ll never look at another woman again.
– Great. Well, then I would also love to have a huge penis.
– For that, you’re gonna let me screw you in the ass.
The man hesitates but since he wants a huge penis he consents. As they‘re going at it, the man says:
– You know, I can’t believe I’m letting a leprechaun screw me in the ass.
The little man says:
– Well, I really can’t believe you thought I was a leprechaun.
In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people’s clothes.