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ЕСЛИ ВАМ НЕТ 18 ЛЕТ, ПРОСИМ ВАС ПЕРЕЙТИ В РАЗДЕЛ: Английский для детей
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Pirate Barrel
The captain of a dreadful pirate ship decides to have a talk to a new young shipmate who’s setting out for his 1st voyage ever.
– So, any questions for me?
– Just 1. Since there’re no women on the ship and we’re gonna be at sea for months at the time, well, what do we do to… you know… forget the urge?
– See that barrel over there?
– Hey.
– See that hole inside of the barrel?
– Hey-hey.
– Well, any time you get the urge, just drop your prop in the hole of that barrel. Anytime, except on Mondays.
– That’s great, cap. But why not Mondays?
– Well, that’s your day in the barrel.
Fun Facts
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.