Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed – песенка с обратным счетом от 10 до 1

Версия аналогичная русским поросятам, которые пошли купаться и один из них утонул и т.д.

Обезьянки прыгают на кровати и по одной сваливаются с нее. Мама звонит доктору, а доктор запрещает малышам играть на кровати – но дети не слушают ни доктора, ни маму.

Текст песни – Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed (text, lyrics):

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped her head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Eight little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Seven little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped her head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Six little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped her head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped her head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed.
She fell off and bumped her head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

I saw your mummy jumping on the bed.
Mummy fell off and bumped her head.
You called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more mummies jumping on the bed!"

English Joke

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar!
Doctor: Don’t worry you’ll soon change!

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caterpillar – гусеница